a profession deck

The Lawyer Arcana

22 cards for attorneys, paralegals, and everyone who bills 0.1 to read this sentence. It punches up at the profession, the billable hour, and Big Law's beautiful machine, never the client. The gift for the lawyer in your life. Flip a card for its upright and reversed reading.

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The Associate — illustrated tarot card, arcanum 0

· 0 ·The Associate

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· 0 ·

The Associate

in the place of the fool

upright

You're billing three hundred and fifty an hour and you graduated four months ago.

reversed

The partner said 'handle it.' You still don't know what 'it' is.

The Billable Hour — illustrated tarot card, arcanum I

· I ·The Billable Hour

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· I ·

The Billable Hour

in the place of the magician

upright

You can turn six minutes of thinking into a number, and that number into a beach house.

reversed

You bill 0.1 to open the email that says “no action needed.”

The Office Matriarch — illustrated tarot card, arcanum II

· II ·The Office Matriarch

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· II ·

The Office Matriarch

in the place of the high priestess

upright

You're not on the letterhead, but nothing leaves the building without you — you know where every file is, which partner to never cc, and exactly how the judge likes it.

reversed

They call you “support staff” and pay you like it, right up until you take a week off and the whole firm quietly falls apart. Cross you at their own peril.

The Rainmaker — illustrated tarot card, arcanum III

· III ·The Rainmaker

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· III ·

The Rainmaker

in the place of the empress

upright

You don't practice law anymore; you take people to golf and the revenue follows you home.

reversed

You haven't opened a statute since the Clinton administration.

The Managing Partner — illustrated tarot card, arcanum IV

· IV ·The Managing Partner

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· IV ·

The Managing Partner

in the place of the emperor

upright

Your name is on the door and on every memo about reducing printing costs.

reversed

You raised everyone's hours and called it a “culture of ownership.”

The General Counsel — illustrated tarot card, arcanum V

· V ·The General Counsel

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· V ·

The General Counsel

in the place of the hierophant

upright

You are the one person in the building allowed to say “absolutely not” to the CEO.

reversed

Your entire legal opinion was “it depends,” and they paid you anyway.

He Wants to Take the Stand — illustrated tarot card, arcanum VI

· VI ·He Wants to Take the Stand

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· VI ·

He Wants to Take the Stand

in the place of the lovers

upright

You told him three times not to testify. He's rehearsing his opening line in the hallway mirror.

reversed

Four minutes in, he's explaining, in detail, on the record, why he definitely didn't do it.

The Deposition — illustrated tarot card, arcanum VII

· VII ·The Deposition

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· VII ·

The Deposition

in the place of the chariot

upright

Seven hours of asking the same question until the truth gets tired.

reversed

You objected to form so many times the court reporter started rolling her eyes.

Opposing Counsel — illustrated tarot card, arcanum VIII

· VIII ·Opposing Counsel

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· VIII ·

Opposing Counsel

in the place of justice

upright

A worthy adversary who makes you sharper, whom you genuinely respect across the aisle.

reversed

“Per my last email.”

The Doc Review Dungeon — illustrated tarot card, arcanum IX

· IX ·The Doc Review Dungeon

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· IX ·

The Doc Review Dungeon

in the place of the hermit

upright

Four months alone in a windowless room, a million pages deep, hunting the one that's actually privileged.

reversed

The associate who relieved you at midnight didn't recognize your voice.

The Settlement — illustrated tarot card, arcanum X

· X ·The Settlement

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· X ·

The Settlement

in the place of wheel of fortune

upright

Everyone walks away equally unhappy, which is how you know it was fair.

reversed

You settled on the courthouse steps because nobody actually wanted a trial.

The Judge — illustrated tarot card, arcanum XI

· XI ·The Judge

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· XI ·

The Judge

in the place of strength

upright

The room goes silent. The gavel hasn't moved and you've already decided.

reversed

You are asleep behind the briefs. No one has told you yet.

I'll Call You Right Back — illustrated tarot card, arcanum XII

· XII ·I'll Call You Right Back

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· XII ·

I'll Call You Right Back

in the place of the hanged man

upright

Suspended between the call you were on and the one that actually mattered, at perfect peace with both.

reversed

It has been six weeks.

The Conflict Check — illustrated tarot card, arcanum XIII

· XIII ·The Conflict Check

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· XIII ·

The Conflict Check

in the place of death

upright

A clean, necessary ending: the firm cannot take the case, and you are free.

reversed

You already did fourteen hours of work before anyone ran it.

It Depends — illustrated tarot card, arcanum XIV

· XIV ·It Depends

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· XIV ·

It Depends

in the place of temperance

upright

The most honest answer in the profession, balancing every fact against every other fact.

reversed

You said it to avoid having read the file.

The NDA — illustrated tarot card, arcanum XV

· XV ·The NDA

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· XV ·

The NDA

in the place of the devil

upright

A tidy little contract that makes a very loud problem very quiet.

reversed

You signed one so broad you can't legally admit you have a job.

The Sanctions Order — illustrated tarot card, arcanum XVI

· XVI ·The Sanctions Order

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· XVI ·

The Sanctions Order

in the place of the tower

upright

Everything you built on that one aggressive theory comes down in a single footnote.

reversed

You hit “reply all” on the privileged thread.

A Contingency Fee — illustrated tarot card, arcanum XVII

· XVII ·A Contingency Fee

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· XVII ·

A Contingency Fee

in the place of the star

upright

Thirty-three percent of something that hasn't happened yet, poured toward a courthouse on the horizon.

reversed

The case settled for zero. You drove two hours for this.

The Limitations Period — illustrated tarot card, arcanum XVIII

· XVIII ·The Limitations Period

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· XVIII ·

The Limitations Period

in the place of the moon

upright

Somewhere out there is a date that ends the case forever, and you've built your whole career on knowing exactly which one it is.

reversed

You wake at 3 a.m. dead certain you miscounted, and you won't sleep again until you count it twice on paper.

Making Partner — illustrated tarot card, arcanum XIX

· XIX ·Making Partner

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· XIX ·

Making Partner

in the place of the sun

upright

Twelve years of your life, and now you get to buy in with money you don't have.

reversed

Congratulations, the grind was the prize.

The Verdict — illustrated tarot card, arcanum XX

· XX ·The Verdict

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· XX ·

The Verdict

in the place of judgement

upright

The jury files back in, the foreman stands, and every billable hour finally means something.

reversed

The client read it as “we should have settled,” which you told them in March.

The Bar Number — illustrated tarot card, arcanum XXI

· XXI ·The Bar Number

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· XXI ·

The Bar Number

in the place of the world

upright

You did it: sworn in, licensed, a real attorney, the whole world of practice open before you.

reversed

Now you find out the actual job is email.

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0 — The Associate
Upright: You're billing three hundred and fifty an hour and you graduated four months ago. Reversed: The partner said 'handle it.' You still don't know what 'it' is.
I — The Billable Hour
Upright: You can turn six minutes of thinking into a number, and that number into a beach house. Reversed: You bill 0.1 to open the email that says “no action needed.”
II — The Office Matriarch
Upright: You're not on the letterhead, but nothing leaves the building without you — you know where every file is, which partner to never cc, and exactly how the judge likes it. Reversed: They call you “support staff” and pay you like it, right up until you take a week off and the whole firm quietly falls apart. Cross you at their own peril.
III — The Rainmaker
Upright: You don't practice law anymore; you take people to golf and the revenue follows you home. Reversed: You haven't opened a statute since the Clinton administration.
IV — The Managing Partner
Upright: Your name is on the door and on every memo about reducing printing costs. Reversed: You raised everyone's hours and called it a “culture of ownership.”
V — The General Counsel
Upright: You are the one person in the building allowed to say “absolutely not” to the CEO. Reversed: Your entire legal opinion was “it depends,” and they paid you anyway.
VI — He Wants to Take the Stand
Upright: You told him three times not to testify. He's rehearsing his opening line in the hallway mirror. Reversed: Four minutes in, he's explaining, in detail, on the record, why he definitely didn't do it.
VII — The Deposition
Upright: Seven hours of asking the same question until the truth gets tired. Reversed: You objected to form so many times the court reporter started rolling her eyes.
VIII — Opposing Counsel
Upright: A worthy adversary who makes you sharper, whom you genuinely respect across the aisle. Reversed: “Per my last email.”
IX — The Doc Review Dungeon
Upright: Four months alone in a windowless room, a million pages deep, hunting the one that's actually privileged. Reversed: The associate who relieved you at midnight didn't recognize your voice.
X — The Settlement
Upright: Everyone walks away equally unhappy, which is how you know it was fair. Reversed: You settled on the courthouse steps because nobody actually wanted a trial.
XI — The Judge
Upright: The room goes silent. The gavel hasn't moved and you've already decided. Reversed: You are asleep behind the briefs. No one has told you yet.
XII — I'll Call You Right Back
Upright: Suspended between the call you were on and the one that actually mattered, at perfect peace with both. Reversed: It has been six weeks.
XIII — The Conflict Check
Upright: A clean, necessary ending: the firm cannot take the case, and you are free. Reversed: You already did fourteen hours of work before anyone ran it.
XIV — It Depends
Upright: The most honest answer in the profession, balancing every fact against every other fact. Reversed: You said it to avoid having read the file.
XV — The NDA
Upright: A tidy little contract that makes a very loud problem very quiet. Reversed: You signed one so broad you can't legally admit you have a job.
XVI — The Sanctions Order
Upright: Everything you built on that one aggressive theory comes down in a single footnote. Reversed: You hit “reply all” on the privileged thread.
XVII — A Contingency Fee
Upright: Thirty-three percent of something that hasn't happened yet, poured toward a courthouse on the horizon. Reversed: The case settled for zero. You drove two hours for this.
XVIII — The Limitations Period
Upright: Somewhere out there is a date that ends the case forever, and you've built your whole career on knowing exactly which one it is. Reversed: You wake at 3 a.m. dead certain you miscounted, and you won't sleep again until you count it twice on paper.
XIX — Making Partner
Upright: Twelve years of your life, and now you get to buy in with money you don't have. Reversed: Congratulations, the grind was the prize.
XX — The Verdict
Upright: The jury files back in, the foreman stands, and every billable hour finally means something. Reversed: The client read it as “we should have settled,” which you told them in March.
XXI — The Bar Number
Upright: You did it: sworn in, licensed, a real attorney, the whole world of practice open before you. Reversed: Now you find out the actual job is email.